Archive for July, 2007



Why do farts have smell?

Published on July 24, 2007

So that deaf people can enjoy them too!
I work at an office in front of a computer and I listen to music through my headphones regularly. I’m also lactose intolerant, love cheese and get gassy quite often. Every now and then I have to float an air biscuit and with my headphones on, I’m really […]


Open letter to Vanessa Villa

Published on July 20, 2007

This happened to come to my attention
MY NAME IS VANESSA VILLA
I AM 15 YEARS OLD
WITH MASSIVE LICE
AND A TIGHT PURPLE SWEATER.
I HAVE NO SKIN ON MY FACE AND
AM BLEEDING PROFUSELY.
I HAVE NO LEFT FOOT OR EARS.
I AM DEAD.
IF U DO NOT REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 5 MIN.,
I WILL APPEAR TONIGHT BY YOUR BED
WITH A […]


Things I will know forever

Published on July 10, 2007

1. Monkeys throw poo
2. Germans love the Hoff
3. Sleeping pills and laxatives together are not a good idea
4. The five second rule doesn’t apply to cheese danishes and shag carpeting
5. You.