It starts with a small tickle - you can feel it coming and man, this is going to be good. The excitment builds, but you don’t want to finish too early. The anticipation is half the fun. The tickle melts into a warm euphoric tension that grows at an exponential rate. You voluntarily get driven […]
So, there’s a poet I really like. I actually happened to stumble upon him quite accidentally by making random turns and taking unfamiliar exits on the Information Super Highway (do people still use that phrase?) and much like seeing cadillacs buried nose first into the ground, I found something unexpected and interesting, the poem “The […]
Unless wearing diapers, they throw poo.
Micky Dolenz has a hot daugther, which is amazing considering how weird he looks. She must be adopted. Her middle name is Bluebell. Cockpunches can be sent to
Mickey Dolenz
Paradise Artists
108 E. Matilija Street
Ojai, CA 93023
Peter Tork was actually the smartest one on set and usually gave orders. That is until […]
Unless wearing diapers, they throw poo. If you’re around monkeys throwing poo, wear eye protection because they like to aim for the eyes.
Monkeys have uncles and people will claim to be one when boggled.
Participants in the business of monkeys, what ever that may be, are frowned upon.
The lovin’ from monkeys, especially if hot, steamy and […]
So Patrick J. Buchanan. What the hell crawled up your ass? Check out this editorial here. Mr. Buchanan claims that the Virginia Tech slaying is directly related to immigration. Here are some choice quotes:
Almost no attention has been paid to the fact that Cho Seung-Hui was not an American at all, but an immigrant, […]
So I was cleaning out a hard drive and came across photos and MP3s I haven’t seen or listened to in a while and just now “Do They Know It’s Christmas” waddled across my MP3 player. So the chorus goes “feed the world, let them know it’s Christmas time.” This song was written in response […]
So for the longest time I’ve had an aversion to fat people. I mean an absolute fear and distrust of those with extra girth. No kidding. For those of you that know me, I’m sure you’ve heard this story before, but here it goes. Back when I first immigrated to this wonderful country of ours, […]
I went to bed bitter, but luckily I woke up not-so-bitter. Anyway, I’d like to share one of my favorite poems.
THE JOYS OF KISSING
what drove me crazy was her kisses
(& lord ‘ave mercy, she could kiss!)
she had the […]
Longwinded poorly written blog entry removed. Mostly because it was poorly written. And considering my other works, that’s saying something. Summary:
Someone stole my bike. I got pissed and wrote a drunken rant. I’m over it.
He caught her eye across a crowded room. She was the one who approached him. Conversations with her were always easy. She was very friendly with a pleasant disposition. Being very giving, she provided with him everything he asked for. He fell for her like a man taking eleven steps on a ten step pier. […]