Archive for August, 2006



Another Million Dollar Idea

Published on August 25, 2006

So here’s another million dollar idea. Mondrian Jigsaw puzzles. Even if you’re not familiar with Piet Mondrian you’re at least familiar with his work.

So basically I’m talking about a jigsaw puzzle where all the pieces are either squares or rectangles. I think people would buy it because it’s pretty, it’s funny and gimmicky. Better than […]


Day Three

Published on August 12, 2006

So, I’ve decided to put myself on a regular workout schedule. I don’t really want to injure myself so I’m going to start slow. Today I realized how out of shape I really am while I struggled to do 20 push ups and 20 sit ups. It was pathetic. After a while I had to […]


Day Two

Published on August 11, 2006

Physical Activity: Thought about riding my bike to work and remembered I live in Texas where folks go to Hell in the summer to get away from the heat. Danced at a club for a bit. The jerky, seizure dancing, not the vicodin shuffle dancing.
Food: Crispy Chicken Wrap from Kentucky Fried Crap, small order of […]


I’m pudgy.

Published on August 9, 2006

It’s come to my attention (if i’m to believe a recent Subway commercial) that I weigh more than Jarod (edit: see my comment below if you don’t know who Jarod is). About 25 to 30 pounds. I’m in the worst shape I’ve ever been and I can’t stop snacking on junk. My energy level is […]