…where at least I know I’m free…hmmmm.
Remember back in the good old days when the Gipper was putting his foot in his mouth and the question on everyone’s mind was “Where’s the beef?” Remember how we used to just walk around being free, doing free things and making fun of the Soviets’ backward ways because […]
I’m going to post a little secret. I’m hard of hearing. I’m also a very proud man so I will not admit to it and just politely nod and smile. A sure-fire sign that I probably didn’t quite hear what you just said is that if we’re having a heated conversation and you say something […]
So here’s a million dollar idea. Square cigarettes. People will mindlessly buy them just for the gimmick factor. Seriously.
So, my lovely sister is knocked up again. Honestly, she hates it when I use the term knocked up and i only use it because she hates it. Apparently, I’m a total dick.
I want to make a shirt for her that says “Holy Shit! I’m knocked up again!” I loves my sister. And her first […]
Goddamnit! Can anyone tell me when terrorism has ever actually worked? As far as I can tell you just end up pissing people off and seriously deterring any sympathy for your cause. It’s a shame that your fellow countrymen inherits the fruits of your douchebag actions.
Think about this. The IRA had more impact with their […]
OK, I just saw what as got to be the stupidest commercial to air ever. This guy walks into a mattress store and asks the sales guy if any of the mattresses could kill. He then quotes some tobacco CEO’s comment about how mattresses should be banned because people die in their sleep.
OK, two things. […]
I was looking for hotels in Dresden, Germany on Orbitz and my second suggestion for a hotel was located in Haikou, China. According to Obritz, it’s only 0.7 miles south of Dresden. Pretty amusing. I’m kinda tempted because at 600CNY (about $75 US) a night, it sure as hell beats $241 a night. I sent […]
I found this wonderful quote from a wonderful article referenced in an equally wonderful blog entry.
Countries that already outlaw burning the national flag include China, North Korea, Iraq, Iran and Cuba.
I honestly can not say it better than the blog entry mentioned above. Please read it. There is a reason why the first 10 admendments […]