Archive for June, 2006



I am sheep, hear me bleat

Published on June 29, 2006

I do what other people tel lme to do. And I’m fine with that. Sort of.
In any case, the following edict was given to me by Gavagirl:
List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they’re not any good, but they must be songs […]


Something that made me giggle

Published on June 23, 2006

So, back in April, I was in Taiwan for business. Previously, I would have never picked Taiwan as a tourist destination, but I’d consider visiting again. Barring one crazy woman attepmting to beat a friend of mine for being white and everyone expecting me to speak Chinese (and looking quite confused when I tell them […]


Truth in Advertisement

Published on June 18, 2006

I found these cigarettes in a convenience store in Hsinchu, Taiwan.

The “Gentle” cigarettes tasted like Marlboro Lights. The “LONGLIFE” cigarettes tasted like Marlboro Lights after it had passed through the colon of a first time tourist in Mexico. I suppose if “LONGLIFE” cigarettes were all that you had to smoke, you’d quit smoking all together. […]


Funny sign

Published on June 14, 2006

So for New Year’s Eve 2004/New Years 2005, I was in New Orleans. It was a fun trip. Did the Voo Doo tour, wished for a sandwich. Oh, and a million dollars. I got the sandwich, but I’m still waiting for the million dollars. Where’s my million dollars, Madame LeVeaux?
In any case, I found this […]


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAL

Published on June 13, 2006

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL


Horny

Published on June 7, 2006

It’s been months since I’ve had sex. And months before that since I’ve had sex with another person.