http://www.evilpig.org A shadowy flight into the world of a man that does not exist Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:59:08 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I got the most amusing spam: Good morning, man. Watch my tits! Thanks. In case you're wondering, by "watch my tits" she means "get infected with a virus." It's like Nuevo Laredo except without the donkey. http://www.evilpig.org/?p=119 It's not weird! Don't judge me!! http://babeswithbooks.blogspot.com/ http://rumplo.com/tees/tee/1473-progresswear-intelligent-design-isnt-t+shirt http://www.evilpig.org/?p=118 So this morning when I dismounted my bike, the bike seat caught on the seat of my pants and ripped a hole from the top of my ass to about mid thigh. Luckily I had a t-shirt at the office and am currently wearing it all McGuyver style. Which means ... http://www.evilpig.org/?p=117 Because of its infrequent use, I find butthole dirtier and more offensive than asshole. http://www.evilpig.org/?p=116 Rachel: my brain got rickrolled me: happens to the best of us is he going to be OK? Rachel: he's neva gonna give you up that's about all I know for sure me: if he shows symptoms of letting you down or running around and forsaking you, you better get him to the hospital Rachel: before ... http://www.evilpig.org/?p=115 To all 2 of you that read this site, it won't mean much, but I've deleted pretty much all my social networking entities. No more myspace, friendster, facebook, okcupid or twitter for me. I just have this one humble site in my own corner of the internets. http://www.evilpig.org/?p=114 This is so fucking bad, I can't even find the words to describe this. It's like digging through your dad's porn collection, finding a tape and popping it in the VCR to some hard core close-up and then when the camera pans out, finding out that you've been watching your ... http://www.evilpig.org/?p=113 Google wants to help introduce me to vampire men in my local area. http://www.evilpig.org/?p=112 And yes, alcohol was involved. And a butcher knife. And lots of hacking. http://www.evilpig.org/?p=111 There's a Japanese saying that goes like this: Romanized it's "Ningen banji, saiou-ga-uma." Translated it means "All human affairs are like Saiou's horse." This is based on an old Chinese folk tale about a man named Sai. One day his horse runs away and all his neighbors consoled him on his bad luck. ... http://www.evilpig.org/?p=110